I was thinking that my neighbors had been cooking something particularly stinky for dinner tonite and I was getting rather annoyed by the strength of the smell.
Until I realized that the discomfiting stench was actually a piece of salmon that had fallen in my cleavage while I was eating my own dinner.
I haven’t laughed this hard all day.
More laughter here! I’ll be smiling falling asleep tonight.
That’s what you get for eating fish.. :}
I’ve heard you can train cats to jump up on command that way.
I’m pretty sure that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a month.
I’ve heard you can train men to jump on command that way.
At least it’s not sweettart cleavabe burn. Or was that sour gummy worms?
HA HA HA HA HA
I am so glad things like this happen to people besides me. Really.
That’s actually how LadyofShalott steams salmon for us on special occasions. Mmmmm…salmon decolletage…
Epic embarrassment. That’s beautiful.
Oh dear. That was a good laugh.
you make me laugh, thanks