1) Any product that has extra x’s or z’s in the title, as in exxxtra pleasure, sizzzlin’ hot, XXXL, etc
2) Milk chocolate (du-uh)
3) Apparel with faux fur trim, feathers, or red sequins
4) A Hallmark card
5) Items that have a life expectancy of less than three days (such as goldfish, cut flowers, or bacon)
mmm bacon.
You know you want this.
(Looks like you got comment spammed.)
Shoot. I guess I should send back the Sexxxy Milk Chocolate Flavored Fur-Trim* Edible Panties (and accompanying Hallmark Card).
*Some parts not edible.
I missed the original fur-trim reference and thought you were making a horribly inappropriate joke.
Now, -I’m- the one doing that.
I guess that just leaves….
diamonds!
BiV:
Yah, um…probably not. I have one ring with a few diamond shards in it. Other than that, no diamonds in my possession. I feel way-too-guilty about the ways that diamonds are mined.
Oh, but estate jewelry is okay, because it’s recycled. [John: hint, hint]
jana and john: thanks for making me smile! hope you have a fabulous valentine’s day!
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