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Five good things to absorb while you’re still young:

1. a lot of hippies are selfish, unpleasant, and not particularly funny
2. people who argue well aren’t necessarily right
3. cars are kind of a weird thing to spend a lot of money on
4. people will do things for you if you ask them as a favor
5. angry waiters totally do things to your food

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  1. John Avatar
    John

    My favorite is the “NPR Drinking Game”:

    1. Nina Totenberg reads a transcript (1 drink)
    2. oboe is heard (2 drinks)
    3. Malcolm Gladwell reference (1 drink)
    4. Scott Simon cracks himself up (1 drink)
    5. Daniel Schorr mentions Watergate (3 drinks)

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