short shameful confession #9
My kids like to eavesdrop on the “adult” conversations I have with my friends (not that they are triple-x or anything like that…you know what I mean)…
So I’ve learned that the best way to clear the room of tweens is to simply say:
“Nipple, nipple, nipple, penis, vagina.”
No way do they want to hang around when Mom starts talking vagina.